Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need . Here are our picks on Indian Ads.

1. If you’ve a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn’t use a deodorant in your absence.

2. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

3. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

4.Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

5. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

6. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.

7. You can’t eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face.

8. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.

9.All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

10. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other; it’s usually about hair oil.

In the words of H.G Wells, “Advertising is legalized lying”.